Another Day, Another Canula
I've just had my first CT scan...I feel so special. Actually I feel a bit sick: whatever it was they pumped into my arm (I'm turning into a fucking pin cushion) has made me a little 'all over the shop' so this'll be a short one before cramming a sausage roll and collapsing into bed again. Imagine the noise a jet engine makes when starting up - this, when you're inches from an oscillating machine, is not the best of environments to not want to take a wee in.. Especially when the nurse mentions that the injection may 'make your pelvis feel a little uncomfortable'. Yeah - think what it's like to have your balls slowly heated over a low fire. I bet you'll be able to see my piss glow in the dark for a week. Time for more painkillers.
