Monday, March 13, 2006 

You Are About To Be Redirected!

The GoodShipBlogger is going under, time to say goodbye. *sniff*

In ten seconds you'll be whisked to the new site but if you're impatient, like me, then click here.

Feel free to update your bookmarks/links/post its/etc with the new address so you don't have to come back here again.



Prepare yourselves for an all singing, all dancing new site.

Saturday, March 11, 2006 

Seperated At Birth

Apologies to Monsignior Espanol (and to Andy for disfiguring him) but this has cheered me up a little - just be grateful I didn't put a 'Matt Daaaamonnnnn' speech bubble on them ;)

Thursday, March 09, 2006 


Well I don't know what all the fuss was about really.... Hardly felt a thing.... I am of course LYING THROUGH MY FUCKING TEETH. Not going into any detail on here except for the one footnote of the preperation literature I had to read for the past couple of weeks which reads 'the sedation used causes short-term memory loss' - I assume to remove the offending procedure from your brain..... Yeah. Didn't happen. Fresh as a daisy. Will let you know when the bleeding stops. Oh and Andy - I didn't ask the burly looking chap for a reacharound.... And Tom - I DID ask if he'd found my dignity. Noone laughed. :s


T- Minus 3 Hours

Holy God. Citramag : Revenge of the Evacuant was taken at 0700 hours and if I take any more of it I'm apt to be able to examine my OWN frigging bowel. Send for towels, quick. See you on the other side (heheh) by the way. :(

Wednesday, March 08, 2006 

T- Minus 21 Hours

Ladies & Gentlemen I am about to consume Citramag: Bowel Evacuant. Sounds great. As I thought, it's evil looking (and smelling) and I guess that's exactly what it's going to produce huh? Updates to follow. As if you REALLY wanted them. The Procedure continues.

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